So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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