Nicole vs. Life
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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