I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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