Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I would ride that face into the sunset
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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