me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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