This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you traded sex for a burrito?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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