check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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