My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
its liver damage thursday
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