You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Randomize