Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Congratulations! We have a period
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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