DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He? As in you personified your dick?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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