Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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