I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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