just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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