Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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