Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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