may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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