he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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