just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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