wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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