How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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