I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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