Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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