Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My balls are so social today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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