can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
