y did u give ur computer a hand job?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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