NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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