Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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