grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
