they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Alive.
So much puke
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
