It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
