I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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