May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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