He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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