it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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