I want to stick my p in your. b.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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