No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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