The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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