Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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