I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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