okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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