I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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