If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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