Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i out mim tonsoeep
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