Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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