Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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