Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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