so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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