My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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