Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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