do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
