I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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