I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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