You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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