So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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