I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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