I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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