I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My friends, they love my intelligence
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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